Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian in LA yesterday, having lunch with her mom. Are we seeing Kim’s “married style” now? Now that she’s married, she’s going to be more covered-up and conservative? Because I will be sad if that’s true. One of my few pleasures in life is seeing what bizarre and unflattering “sexy” clothes Kim tries to pull off. I won’t know what to do with myself if she’s trying to do “prairie chic” or whatever this is. Amish chic?
And here’s where Kim is consistent – she really never understood how to dress her body. Ever. This dress might have looked like chic 1970s wallpaper on someone built like Keira Knightley, you know, straight up and down, slender with small boobs. But on Kim, it looks like a tent. It would look like a tent on me as well. Girls with curves learn early on not to wear this kind of excessively fabric-y dresses. These dresses make us look shorter, squatter and bulkier. Plus, Kim tried to pour herself into this piece – look how her boobs are jammed in there. Never a good look.
One more thing, and this link is kind of NSFW. Kanye West apparently gave Kim a wedding gift. That gift? A portrait of herself done by London artist Bambi – it’s a portrait of Kim naked except for a g-string, looking over her shoulder. You can see it here. It doesn’t even look like Kim.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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